Lyrics & vocal melody written by me. I also sung, edited, and played all of the characters except for The aliens and robots.

- Wilmer! Wilmer, wake up! I see lights outside the window
- Go to sleep Myrtle.
- I see an alien. Wilmer, look, I see an alien outside the window!
- Were you nipping at the juice again, Myrtle?
- No, Wilmer, look!
- Go to sleep, Myrtle.
- Wilmer, wake up!

They always ask me
Lady Gaga, What's your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place
Cristina Aguilera
Looks like she could be my sis
But when she's driving
Her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone
Use my finger to phone home
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phoning
Cause I don't get charged for roaming

Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space

Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space

Ou ou ou outer space
Ou ou outer space

Ou ou ou outer space
Ou ou outer space

I pimp my flying saucer
Out with rhinestone bling
I use to date jabba the hutt
We had a fling

I'm a master at creating
Crop circles from the sky
My only insecurity
is my extra eye

Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space

Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space

Ou ou ou outer space
Ou ou outer space

Ou ou ou outer space
Ou ou outer space

Don't you tell me
That i'm cuckoo
Cause i will come
And abduct you

Implant a tracker
In your nose
And use a probe
You know were that goes...

Can't deny
Can't deny
That she is really from outer space

Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space

Ou ou ou outer space
Ou ou outer space

Ou ou ou outer space
Ou ou outer space

Ou ou ou outer space
Ou ou outer space

Ou ou ou outer space
Ou ou outer space

- Wilmer, after all that you're still sleeping?

-  I saw them, I saw them. They came on flying saucers. Robots, and aliens. I'm telling you, Lady Gaga is an extraterrestrial. I'm not crazy, they came to my house.