Preview – The fast food song (Fast Food Rockers)

Oh boy! I'm out of words to describe this, I don't even know if I like it or find it plain dumb, but at least you have to agree it's a cool and tasty song. Come on boys, let's dance to the beat!

Is this a song for kids? -No... too sexy lyrics

Is this a song for grownups? -No... too.... you know.

Is this a song for aliens? - Mmm...

For alien kids? - Yeah! I think that's the perfect audience.

I love funny songs, just like "Tarzan & Jane" that I have on this website too (search for it, you won't regret it).

Can I take your order please?

Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mmm mmm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits me
I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

Would you like that to go?

Any sauces?

You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)

Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE?= This is what they tell you in restaurants to ask you what you want to eat. Oh, and they ask you this at burgers and pizzerias too.

TO THE BEAT= rhythmically, to the rhythm of the music.

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN= Maybe you don't have this in your country, but it's like a McDonald's but only selling chicken food. And yea, it's also junk food (rubbish), but delicious. (if you like to eat rubbish)... (I do)... (sorry).

PIZZA HUT= It's like McDonald's but selling pizzas. So it's completely different to a McDonald's because... pizzas are the best food in the world (even when they sell them as junk food). And, if someone ever told you that pizzas are an American speciality..... FOR GOODNESS SAKE, NOOOOOO! Pizzas are Italian, Italian, I-T-A-L-I-A-N, from ITALY!!! And we make much better pizzas than Americans.

WHENEVER= Every time

NOTHING ELSE CAN BEAT IT= There's nothing superior to it

HOT= Hot food is either hot (temperature) or so spicy it "burns" your mouth (like Mexican chilli)

ENTICING= tempting

AROMA= A pleasant smell from food or flowers.

TRUST ME= believe me

TO THE BONE= Completely, absolutely

Oh my Gosh, "I wanna take you home" "you're driving me crazy" "you make me feel hungry to the bone" "I think of you and lick my lips", "you've got the taste I can't resist", "let's eat to the beat".... Oh, please, stop it!! This is way too sexual for me! Is it really a song for kids? What!

Oh, I see... they're talking about pizzas and stuff. Oh well, sorry, I never heard someone talking to a hamburger before and saying romantic things to them ("oh my dear and lovely hamby-pumpy, every time I think of you my mouth waters and I want to take you home and... eat you up!") Mmm... I don't know, still too sexy talk, even for a hamburger. Well, maybe if you say that to a pizza... well, that's different, yea, I talk to my pizzas all the time. And they love it.

TO GO= To take away (take away food is food you buy there but take home to eat)

NEAT= cute. American people love saying cute (oh, you're so cute!) and British people love saying neat (oh, you're so neat! this is so neat! you're sisters so neat!)

CHUNKY= (of people) short and thick. (of food) made up of tight little pieces, like hamburgers.

HUNKY= (slang) sexually attractive.

What! a "hunky" hamburger!! what then, a sexy pizza, a horny hot dog, a wild bunch of chips... Are you sure they're talking about food here?

I GOTTA SING YOUR PRAISES= I've got to sing excellent things about you (I have to praise you with my song)

SAVOUR THE FLAVOURS= Taste the tastes

DOES ANYONE FANCY A SHAKE?= Anybody feels like dancing? A SHAKE is moving shaking your body, and it is also a "milkshake", a beverage (to drink) that you prepare shaking the drink.