One of the greatest ending film lines.

OSGOOD
I called Mama. She was so happy, she cried. She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.

JERRY
Osgood, I can't get married in your mother's dress. She and I, we are not built the same way.

OSGOOD
We can have it altered.

JERRY
Oh, no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.

OSGOOD
Why not?

JERRY
Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.

OSGOOD
It doesn't matter.

JERRY
I smoke. I smoke all the time.

OSGOOD
I don't care.

JERRY
And I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.

OSGOOD
I forgive you.

JERRY
I can never have children.

OSGOOD
We can adopt some.

JERRY
But you don't understand Osgood!
I'm a MAN!

OSGOOD
Well... nobody's perfect