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A girl recorded a video for the matching site eHarmony because she wanted to find a soulmate. Do you think she can really find someone in the world who is just the right person for her? Well, never lose hope, the world's really big. WTH
You can watch a music video parody about this here: Can't hug every cat.
Hello, my name is Debby. Uhm... this is my first attempt, oops, uhm... at a eHarmony video. Uhm... this is my first time at online dating so I'm nervous but I'm excited at the same time, uhm, so I'm just gonna start talking about what I like and I hope I get some replies.
Uhm... so I am a recent uhm... MBA grad from Villanova. Uhm... I love cats, uhm... I just... Sorry, I'm getting emotional. I love cats, uhm... I love every kind of cat... sorry, I just... I really love cats and I just wanna hug all of them but I can't cause that's crazy, I can't hug every cat, but I just want to, I want to, I want to. Uhm... I'm sorry, I just, +++. Anytime I hear "cat", I just... I love cats and... ooh, problem's I thought I wouldn't cry. Uhm... so anyway, I am a cat lover, uhm... and I love to run... I'm sorry, I'm thinking about cats again. I just... I think about how many don't have a home and how I should have them and how cute they are and how their ears and their whiskers and their nose... I just love them and I want them, and I want them in a basket and I want little bow ties. I want them to be on a rainbow and just in my bed and I just want a house full of them and I just wanna us to roll around. I can't, I jus-... I can't.
ATTEMPT= Try, intent.
EHARMONY= A dating website (a website for finding a boyfriend/girlfriend)
DATING= The act of going out with a boyfriend/girlfriend or having a bf/gf (or simply, as in this case, trying to find a bf/gf using some kind of help from a website, dating agency, etc.)
EXCITED= Emotionally aroused, esp to pleasure or agitation.
GONNA= (coll.) Going to.
M.B.A. GRAD= Master of Business Administration graduate student.
Bacherlor of Arts is a bachelor's degree awarded for an undergraduate course or program in either the liberal arts, the sciences, or both. Bachelor of Arts degree programs generally last three to four years depending upon the country, academic institution, and specific majors or minors (it's 4 years in the USA).
WANNA= (coll.) Want to.
HUG= Embrace, hold, put your arms around them.
CAUSE= (coll.) Because.
THAT'S CRAZY= That's a stupid or impossible idea.
I WANT TO= I want to do it
The particle TO is here a proverb, substituting for the infinitive and it's object (to = to hug them).
CRY= Weep, shed tears from pain or emotion.
RUN= She doesn't finish the sentence but she's probably using "run" in the sense of "manage", like when you run a business or a hotel (you manage them).
CUTE= (coll. esp. AmE) pretty, attractive, appealing.
WHISKERS= Some long strong hairs some animals (cats, lions, tigers, etc) have on either side of their nose.
BOW TIES= see picture