A song using short answers.

Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.

- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can. Yes, I can!

Anything you can be I can be greater.
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.

- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're NOT!
- Yes, I am. Yes, I am!

I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie?
No.
Neither can I.

Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can. Yes, I can! Yes, I can!
- No, you can't.