You would not believe your eyes if ten billion kangaroos
Came out of your closet and ate your food
They probably will eat you too
Which means you'll be dead and gone
You will be missed so you better watch out

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth is smelly
I haven't taken a shower in about 5 weeks today
But it's ok, I still wear my cologne

Cause I get a thousand hugs from both of my great-grand aunts
They are so nice, they make me soup
A person beneath my feet, a creepy guy on my bed
A fork and knife hanging by a thread

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth is smelly
I haven't taken a shower in about 5 weeks today
But it's ok, I still wear my cologne

Keep that seat open all the way
(please, buy me a rabbit)
It makes my house more comfortable
(please, buy me a rabbit)
Why am I tired of eating eggs
(please, buy me a rabbit)
They're really yellow, I think I'm dead

To ten billion kangaroos, they ate my entire house
It wasn't nice, they made fun of me
I started to run away, kangaroos are not so nice
They look so cute but you're just their prey

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth is smelly
I haven't taken a shower in about 5 weeks today
But it's ok, I still wear my cologne

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth is smelly
I haven't taken a shower in about 5 weeks today
But it's ok, I still wear my cologne

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth is weird
It's hard to say I'd rather eat a rat than brush my teeth
But they look cute, I want more (of them) as a pet