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Stop forwarding that cr-p to me ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
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Weird Al Malkovic is a comedian singer who can often manage to be even more weird than those singers he parodies. But this song is his own doing. And I guess many of us can easily relate to it.

Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
And there’s no way you’re gonna slow it down.
You say, “We’ve gotta treasure each moment.”
Who knows how long we’re gonna be around?

Yeah, you keep on tellin’ me life is short,
And it’s hard to disagree with what you say.
But, if time is so precious why’re you wastin’ mine?
Cause I’m always reading, always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!

Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
Well I don’t need tons of cringe inducing puns,
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.

No, it isn’t okay if you brighten my day
With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry.
And I didn’t request a personality test.
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.

You’re sending virus-laden mail with bandwidth-hogging attachments
To every single person you know.
You pass around a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
That everybody else already saw 3 years ago.

And wacky, badly photoshopped billboards were never that amusing to me.
And I just can’t believe you believe those urban legends
But I have high hopes someone’ll point you towards Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk you’re spewing constantly.

No, I don’t want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
Send more top ten lists and I’ll slash my wrists
Please stop forwarding that cr-p to me.

Well I’m sorry I can’t accept your paranoid rant
And I don’t want the Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe.
Won’t you kindly refrain ’cause it’s hurting my brain.
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.

Like glittery hearts and unicorns
And pictures of somebody’s cat!
Now tell me, in what alternate reality
Would I care about something like that?

And, by the way, your quotes from George Carlin aren’t really George Carlin
Mr. Rogers never fought the Vietcong
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
And I highly doubt some dead girl’s gonna kill me if I don’t pass your letter along!!

Well I knew you’re wishin’ I’ll sign your petition,
But stop forwarding that cr-p to me
And I don’t wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
Just stop forwarding that cr-p to me

And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now
Cause you never figured out the way to Bcc:
Now, I’ve got to insist..
Take me off of your list!
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me

Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.

Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
(Just stop it now.)
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
(Oh, nooo)
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.

Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
(I can’t take it!)
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
(Ah, please!)
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.

Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
(You gotta stop!)
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
(Right now!)
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.

Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
(I’m not kidding!)
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
(At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to stop!)
Stop! (Sending me that)
Cr-p! (I don’t want it!)
Don’t send it to me!!
Don’t send it to me!!!!

Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
(Just stop!)
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.
(Ohhh)
Stop forwarding that cr-p to me.

To: me
aaahhhh, aaahhhh, aaahhhh

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